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  1. 08-30-2010, 11:14 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rota View Post
    How does the bidet help? Sure it cleans your bum. But, then you have a wet bum and you still need to dry off. Do you keep a bum-towel in your bathroom? I'd rather use disposable toilet paper than have a cloth that smells like ___ hanging in my bathroom.
    Rota, try a little experiment...

    Get some pooh, rub it on ur arm, now wipe it with paper. smell. ooohie smell still there, right?
    Now take the same pooh sample, rub it on your arm, wash thoroughly. smell. see! smell all gone now.
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    Are you actually trying to get people to cover themselves in faeces so that they can experience cleaning it off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Alboin View Post
    Rota, try a little experiment...

    Get some pooh, rub it on ur arm, now wipe it with paper. smell. ooohie smell still there, right?
    Now take the same pooh sample, rub it on your arm, wash thoroughly. smell. see! smell all gone now.
    I appreciate the thought... but I'm not touching Pooh. No matter how cute he is.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lazzzzzzzzalicious! View Post
    i started to read this and agree with everything rota says. if people just listened to him the forums would be a better place.
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    Rota is correct.

    I don't even understand the question.
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    He eats all my honey, damn Pooh.
    http://ploader.net/files/6361c39bf1eee2ac87e13dc888af8f77.png
    Thanks to Thorn for the sig!

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    Pelvic thrusting outside is always a good way to dry the south regions of your body. Experience is the best teacher.
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    dont give in rota, resist the urge

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Loki~ View Post
    He eats all my honey, damn Pooh.
    He is a dastardly honey thief!!!



    That's right... I said "dastardly" =)
    Quote Originally Posted by Lazzzzzzzzalicious! View Post
    i started to read this and agree with everything rota says. if people just listened to him the forums would be a better place.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawnseeker View Post
    Rota is correct.

    I don't even understand the question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TCWNME View Post
    Are you actually trying to get people to cover themselves in faeces so that they can experience cleaning it off?
    Huh, well .... if they cant see the benefits of washing with soap and water
    over just using paper with their Imagination, then yes i suppose i am.

    Some folks are mental taught and some are tactile taught.

    Ok, if it offends, use a shoe.

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    He sure is cunning though, he'll find ways to supply his sick addiction.
    http://ploader.net/files/6361c39bf1eee2ac87e13dc888af8f77.png
    Thanks to Thorn for the sig!

    Quote Originally Posted by TCWNME View Post
    Pelvic thrusting outside is always a good way to dry the south regions of your body. Experience is the best teacher.
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    "Never more then 2 shakes, it would count as playing with yourself"- Drunk Gamboholic in vent.
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