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Top 10 Reasons Players Quit Evony
Top 10 Reasons Players Quit Evony
10. They will be beamed aboard a Klingon ship, and Klingon browsers do not support flash.
9. Madonna threatened to sleep with them if they keep playing
8. They die
7. A pack of wild cats went wee wee on every internet modem in their city causing a internet blackout.
6. They failed college, twice.
5. The computers at work are too slow
4. They sent an archer wave to Atlantis with a level 8 hero with 43 attack and could not get a battle report.
3. Tiger Woods ex-wife needs their full attention
2. The Evony development team was in a horrible car accident and everyone had to be amputated... from the head down.
1. Rosco Pico and Boss Hog are after them. Get them Duke Boys!!!!
Last edited by Silent Lucidity; 08-28-2010 at 05:37 AM.
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