Sticky Coffee?

[FoxyBunneh]

Rasterbee, I don\'t have a pretty colored name now, so I can finally say what I have wanted to say for a very long time now.

You seem like a smart person, and something tells me that in person you are probably very personable. For some reason which I cannot fathom, you have chosen \"witch\" and \"troll\" as your forum persona. You do it subtly when you are being watched closely, but you become Captain Obvious of the Kingdom of Trolldom when you think nobody is looking. Ugh.

Look, some motherly/friendly advice here: it isn\'t doing you any good. You are not a champion of sarcasm, or the forum member who makes all the stupid people look bad, or whatever else you have convinced yourself you are. You are just being annoying, and if you don\'t get what that means, it means that a lot of people see your name at the top of a post and skip right on past thinking it must not be worth reading. After all, odds are 12 to 1 that you are just flaming someone again. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Ya know?

May I suggest a new approach? It could be like a makeover! You could try being.....um.....cheerful? No, that doesn\'t go with your hair. Helpful? Um....not really your style. Hilarious? Sorry dear, I\'m a makeover artist, not a miracle worker. Calm and reasonable? OMG! YES!!!!!!!! Oh, that\'s so you. Take a look in the mirror. What do you think?

[japanpimp]

You are a singular person.

grrr....more to add.

Also, I am a short, middle class, Honda driving, Compact Presario using person who used to play Evony. Therefore, everyone who at one point in their life played Evony is also short, a member of the middle class, drives a Honda and uses a Compact Presario.

While this thread may be stupid, at least OP isn't. You are, japanpimp.

1. I thought we were talking about coffee?
2. Did you seriously not get my sarcasm? Or are you just trolling, and doing a poor job of it?

[FoxyBunneh]

Or are you just trolling, and doing a poor job of it?

Read my above post, and all questions shall be answered.

Wheres NO?

It\'s the top option. It\'s just written in alternate characters. Looks like Y.E.S. Weird, huh? But these techie geeky programmer types know what they are doing.

[GarytheBanana]

I saw the title of this thread and a few things went through my mind, not one of them were PG. Then I read the thread and was sort of disappointed.

[FoxyBunneh]

oooo do me next. a lot of people skip over my glorious posts =)

Oh my....well, let\'s take a look. Hmm...uh huh. Yes, yes.....

*throws hands up in the air*

How do you improve upon perfection???

I would only suggest you flash a few more RL pics of yourself around. That should bring everyone in line nicely, minus the few who are just jealous. And to them I say Pfffftttttt!

For those who would (due to some mental deficiency) not be duly impressed by your dazzling image, flash a few of the wifey around. After that, they\'ll be at your feet in homage, dear one.

[rasterbee]

Foxy, you could have easily said all that while mod. You basically did a few times in the past.

[Rodri]

I saw the title of this thread and a few things went through my mind, not one of them were PG. Then I read the thread and was sort of disappointed.