Sticky Coffee?

[rasterbee]

I give you this, and all I get in return is... "stupid"? Come now; surely you can do better.

No, it doesn't deserve better.

It's just stupid.

[Gnerphk]

I never said the THREAD deserves better - though I think it does.

I just think that you're capable of better flaming than "it's stupid".

[JPA32]

Funny concept but in this case, Funny =/= Serious

Stickies = Serious

It's not vital to the forum so it's not worth a sticky.

[rasterbee]

I just think that you're capable of better flaming than "it's stupid".

While that may or may not be true, it doesn't matter.

We're just going round in circles here. JPA says it nicely, I say it plainly.

It's stupid.

You made some semi-popular thread awhile ago (about what, I forget. Some sort of hot beverage, I think.) and got a big head as a result. You make some half-assed attempt at a joke poll attempting to mock yourself for "never being one to call attention to themselves" or some other moronic combination of nonsense words strung together in a almost passable, but not quite, line of rhetoric that lacks only logic.

And the poll only has only positive choices, but that's supposed to be the joke. So it's ok. Everything is fine. Let's all go get out our copies of The Bald Soprano and pick up where we left off last time.

[japanpimp]

I'm opposed to shameless self-promotion... so it's with a great deal of personal embarrassment that I open this poll.

It has been suggested that my Guide to Coffee (buried somewhere in the OT) get stickied in the Guides section of the forums.

Now, I'm not sure the Guides section is appropriate. First: while coffee is essential to the future of Evony, it's not a direct game component or mechanic. Second: nobody reads the Guide section anymore (someone told me that in response to my Hero Guide) and instruction in the Art is of vital importance.

The question remains: Should the Coffee Guide be stickied?

Please justify your answers; partial credit may be awarded.

I am a big coffee drinker and did read the coffee guide, how to make good coffee. It is inline with what I do as well. Keep my beans in the fridge, freshly grind them, not quite espresso fine but not rough ground either. Water temperature is important as well as using a glass or ceramic pot AND cup, never plastic or metal. If you like milk in your coffee then fresh milk or creak should be warmed BEFORE you add it to the coffee. Use drip filters, never a machine, Etc...

My reason for voting that coffee be added as a sticky is because people who use a computer and the internet and play evony like coffee. How do I know this? Because I am a people and I use a computer and the internet and play evony and like coffee.
I challenge anyone to find flaws in my argument.

[Gnerphk]

Rast:
Thanks. I had been sadly disappointed at your earlier response; "absurd" is indeed a better word than "stupid". About the only thing I'd like to correct is this: my head has always been swelled. :o)

JP:
Thank you for your support. Coffee lovers unite!

[rasterbee]

Because I am a people and I use a computer and the internet and play evony and like coffee.
I challenge anyone to find flaws in my argument.

You are a singular person.

grrr....more to add.

Also, I am a short, middle class, Honda driving, Compact Presario using person who used to play Evony. Therefore, everyone who at one point in their life played Evony is also short, a member of the middle class, drives a Honda and uses a Compact Presario.

While this thread may be stupid, at least OP isn't. You are, japanpimp.

[japanpimp]

Didnt you leave the forums?
How come you never accepted my friend request?
I am saddened....

[rasterbee]

Don't try to derail me.

[Mopster]

Wheres NO?