Rota's Top Ten List of Alternate In-Game Hero Names (with assorted aliases):
10- Sam (Razor Blade) Giancana
9- Janet (Captain America) Reno
8- Oprah (Bulldozer) Winfrey
7- Lindsay (Degenerate Wench) Lohan
6- Idi Amin (Jamin') Dada
5- Ricky (Annoying Minstrel) Martin
4- Hannibal (Time To Make The Doughnuts) Lecter
3- Pol (Let Me Make A Good Citizen Out Of You) Pot
2- Leonid (My House Is Your House) Brezhnev.
And the number one is, of course:
1- Wildor (Freench-Kissing Knight Of Doom)
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