Top Ten Ways Evony Can Get Out Of It's Current Financial Troubles:


10- Bring back the boob ads!!

9- Creative accounting... no wait! I think they do that already.

8- Get Sting, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon and Al Gore to organize a huge benefit concert/event. After you pay the caterers, hotels with room service and limos, there'll be a little left over (if Bono doesn't forget his hat again...).

7- Write an "Introduction to Evony" and get it listed in Oprah's book club.

6- New very special happiness chest key: your credit card number.

5- Deficit spending... no wait! I think they do that already.

4- They should apply to the Pentagon for a grant to fully develop Excalibur.

3- Espouse communist ideals till the whole thing blows over.

2- Get the Teamsters involved to "fix" that little multi-accounting snag.


And the number 1 is:


1- Get Dawnseeker to have an oil rich Texan buy the damn place and make it run properly!