Mushroom walks into the bar, and the bartender say, "Get out of here, we dont allow
you kind in here."
Which the mushroom replies, "Why not, i'm a fun guy."
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Thread: Open Mic Nite
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09-03-2010, 12:43 PM #11
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09-03-2010, 12:56 PM #12
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a one armed man walks into a bar and orders a pint. he drops his sleeve into the mans drink sitting beside him. the man says OI what are you doin. the one armed man says dont worry there's no 'arm in it
You like me, I like rep, You know what to do,
HIT THEM SCALES
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Originally Posted by TCWNME
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09-03-2010, 01:01 PM #13
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a man walks into a bar and the barman says, i like your shirt where did you get it? the man replies: tommy hillfiger. another man walks in and the barman says where did you get your trousers? the man replies: tommy hillfiger. another man walks in Butt Naked and the barman says, who are you? the man replies im tommy hillfiger
BAMBUM SHISH
edit: soz for double postLast edited by dylo48; 09-03-2010 at 01:01 PM. Reason: apoligizing
You like me, I like rep, You know what to do,
HIT THEM SCALES Originally Posted by TCWNME
Originally Posted by TCWNME
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09-03-2010, 01:22 PM #14
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Definition: Agnostic Dylexic Insomniac; a) a person who lies awake at night wondering the possiblilty of the existance of dog.
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09-03-2010, 01:35 PM #15
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A lump of red concrete walks in to a bar...
The barman shouts "Oi mate you need we don't server cycle paths in here"
Thanks to Infinitus for the epic B'day pressie!
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09-03-2010, 01:46 PM #16
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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says Why the long face?
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09-03-2010, 01:52 PM #17
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Two guys in a bar...
-"I just caught my wife in bed with my best friend..."
-"Wait... I thought I was your best friend!?"
-"Not anymore..."
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09-03-2010, 01:54 PM #18
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A grasshopper walks into a Bar and sits down, The bartender Says to him, "Hey, There is a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Ted?"
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09-03-2010, 01:58 PM #19
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oooh ghost is bold Originally Posted by Ghost101
isnt she?You like me, I like rep, You know what to do,
HIT THEM SCALES Originally Posted by TCWNME
Originally Posted by TCWNME
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09-03-2010, 02:38 PM #20
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2 Men walked into a bar....You think one of them would have ducked.
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