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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBlugga View Post
    4Chan says 9/10 posters in this thread don't have a girlfriend. and 1/10 is in a relationship with their left or right hand.

    That must mean I'm in the 11/10 bracket.
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    "I believe, whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you.....stranger."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knuckles View Post
    I am in a relationship with your right hand.
    *Looks at right hand*
    You're cheating on me!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWMOEVdXR2o
    OFWGKTA
    <18:16>From [Midnight1] : whats up with kills? is he that bad of a bish?

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    Default Big brother is watching you

    Quote Originally Posted by RMH94 View Post
    I didn't make it desal.. lol
    I was just pointing it out... I already knew you probably didn't make it.... of course there was the chance that you did know about their sister site, cheezburger.com....
    Quote Originally Posted by jehlickam/highheels View Post
    Wish denied..

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    My level 17 half-dragon/half-celestial weretiger monk gets me so many chicks. They be all like "Woah, you can slow fall 60 feet AND you do extra unarmed damage along with getting a wisdom bonus to AC?! That is, like, so hot!"

    So what will you do when they call your name and you're not ready to go?
    Everyone will stare at you and tell you what you know
    That you're in too deep and you can't quite keep your secrets, one and all
    We might just make it after all, on our own

    Quote Originally Posted by rasterbee View Post
    That's a cleverly stupid response, trogdor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost101 View Post
    My lvl 100 kygore knows wonder guard.
    I see your lvl 100 kyogre with wonder guard and raise you a lvl 100 Forum Troll with Derail Topic and Flamegasm...

    Been a long while since I played pokemon, had some beautifully engineered teams that took several generations of breeding for optimum performance... Yes, I was a pokenerd (since retired).

    Thanks to CrazyFace for the sig! (It's AWESOME)

    Quote Originally Posted by ninno20 View Post
    Wow its like MrPirate read my mind and typed it up for me.
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    MrPirate is the first person to contradict rota.. and been correct. :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by trogdor1316 View Post
    My level 17 half-dragon/half-celestial weretiger monk gets me so many chicks. They be all like "Woah, you can slow fall 60 feet AND you do extra unarmed damage along with getting a wisdom bonus to AC?! That is, like, so hot!"
    i know what you said and its true, wings and a tail doesnt hurt ether
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    Alright. Face it boys. You can't get a girlfriend off eBay. Just won't work, so don't even bother. Stick to Evony, it's what you're good at.

    ^Shenanigans in Inkscape^

    Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arathorn136 View Post
    Alright. Face it boys. You can't get a girlfriend off eBay. Just won't work, so don't even bother. Stick to Evony, it's what you're good at.
    The poster girls won't date any of the guys here. They are better off with E-bay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arathorn136 View Post
    Alright. Face it boys. You can't get a girlfriend off eBay. Just won't work, so don't even bother. Stick to Evony, it's what you're good at.
    lol, you'd be surprised at what you can find on ebay...

    Thanks to CrazyFace for the sig! (It's AWESOME)

    Quote Originally Posted by ninno20 View Post
    Wow its like MrPirate read my mind and typed it up for me.
    Quote Originally Posted by RMH94 View Post
    MrPirate is the first person to contradict rota.. and been correct. :O

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    I don't have a girlfriend 'cause girls don't like me that way.. well most of 'em. :P

    and ghost I'm partially deaf due to listening to my deathcore at max volume constantly- have the constant ringing thing

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