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    Demonhero's list for the perfect woman:
    *May not apply to all men*


    • Long hair is a must.
    • Sense of humor also a must. And by that, I simply mean that they don't find things I say offensive.
    • Must be willing to constantly remind me of the simplest things, repeatedly. (Like my own birthday.)
    • Endless supply of patience.
    • No perfume. Ever.
    • Little to no make-up. I prefer to actually look at your face, not 8000 different ingredients to hide your face.
    • Must love video games.
    • Must love cats.
    • Must be able to hold an intellectual conversation with me (I don't find very many people IRL, men or women, who can fit this bill.)
    • Must be caring, understanding, and not constantly pressure me to talk about myself and my feelings.
    • Must be able to make me a sandwhich.


    That's about it.
    Last edited by Demonhero; 09-12-2010 at 05:58 PM.

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