Reasons I don't have a Girlfriend.

[pialpha]

I'm of the same mindframe as Conrad and Heraclius. The world is a cesspit that sinks ever lower into itself. Humanity is at its peak right now. The decline is going to come right around.

*Pessimist Low-Five*

Anyways, the reason I don't have a girlfriend is that I couldn't care less. I don't really see a point in it. I mean seriously, I could be reading, or practicing computer virus removal, or doing something that isn't going to drain an exponentially increasing amount of time from my life...