Reasons I don't have a Girlfriend.

[Rota]

here you go Rota

That's the humor version. But, thank you. She has already said she's not sharing the real list.

i never tell anyone what on my list. how will i know that they met the requirements spontaneously if they know whats on the list??? and that they met them of their own free will without knowing they are meeting them is spacificly not on the list because it is the point of the list.