King's Welding Shoppe

[King Alboin]

yeah but i wanted to braid it into my hair

"You know sumtin. You are real good. and very very witty and intelligent.
I will have you know, that i have made a note to myself to never ever underestimate your brainpower... ever."

"I was so far into my work on the tasks that you sent your big brother on, when it hit me all of a sudden the reason why. I am impressed. The tasks
were equal to that of Heracles' 12 labors. Impossible to figure out just the correct way to accomplish them. but you had to send me off on them, didn't you?"

"I think i can imagine what happened. If i am wrong, forgive me.

"First i started a brawl, sortof, and you did not want me to brawl, for you know things i dont.

"So you were sitting there, thinking...



"he's gonna get his stupid a$$ in trouble if he keeps this up, i must do something."

"So you sent me off on tasks not one but two tasks, which you knew a big brother could not refuse, and off i went.

"Well i will have you know, my little sister, the fairest princess in the realm, that i have accomplished your tasks in my own way, and your first task, (keeping my stupid a$$ out of trouble) in your most generous way.

"May i present to you your silly hat, and engraved thereupon the inside is engraved "Been There ... Done What?!?"...



"It is your necklace all fixed up, ready for entwining your hair, within and without.

"May i also be indulged abit more foolishness and give you something i really think you will need....

"this has been in the familily for a long time. My Sainted GrandMa gave it to me way back in the DarkAges... A Bag Of Holding.... remember those?



"Ah, 'but big brother', you say, 'i already have at least thirty of those, somewhere around here somewhere...'

"and i say, 'No not one like this, for it can not carry items, for it is not made for that.'

"When you open this bag up you will find suspended within....

all the power to make your hopes and dreams come true."

Because inside is a tincture of courage, mixed with a dash of faith and the essence of trust....



"and it is my sincere hopes that all of your dreams become as you see them. Obstacles will now move out of your way, as if by magic. So take heart and be prepared. and the bestest of best wishes."

"Also i got Asmo and WarSimi some silly hats....



Aint they adorable? HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAA