Not fail, just not win.

What do you expect from a bunch of internet nerds? If we were daredevils and action men/women we would be out there in the real world doing stuff. Instead we hang around in this forum and post stuff about games and other internet events and try and get some luls.

To be honest, I have thought dangerous occupations are highly over-rated ever since I had my femur broken at work when I was 18 years old. My real job now? Gardener. I might prick my finger on a rose bush or something but unless I do something really dumb, It's not going to be the job that kills me.