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    Quote Originally Posted by DeVerm View Post
    You know what the funniest thing is... that JP cared to mention that he only lost 20% of his troops... which sounds to me like trying to cover up he is ripe to be taken down hard lol

    cheers,
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    I got a 70% heal rate because GD had like 10 mil honor when I first hit Atl and his honor just kept climbing. So if you do the math I only lost 30% of the troops I sent... Even if I sent my entire army I would have only lost 30%. But 30% of only a portion of my army...
    High honor, gotta love it. Thus ShadowTric called mea jerk and laughed because I am sure Shadow knows my heal rate was awesome.... which it was.
    It's like I had Dr. House MD on my team...


    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow Tricked View Post
    Yea Bruticus spent his load lol this Thread was made to try and make us think he has more troops :P him and his alliance full of his alt accounts are trembling.
    Only one way to find out. Come colonize me and let me uprise and set your supression to 100%.... and be sure to have a few high level attack HH's in the Suzerain city. Should be a fun little skirmish.

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    Anyway ...
    I still stick to the belief that it takes good teamwork skills to take down Atlantis and to defend it. Oh, and to attack a player-owned Atlantis alone is simply bollocks. JP, you have to learn to play with a team if you want Atlantis so badly. I'm afraid the Lone Cowboy stratagem vs. Atlantis hasn't been invented yet. :/
    Yeah, I agree on that. Will need some team work to crack any well defended player or high level historical. Atlantis got reinfoced when I was hitting it. So it was not a one on one PvP battle. More like me vs Vengence and that is not going to work.... because fighting a constant stream of reinforcements is called endless lobster feast... it never ends.
    But I don't want Atlantis. I just want to kill enemy troops and have fun battles. But clearing Atlantis alone is very hard because it will get reinforced, real quick like.
    Last edited by japanpimp; 09-25-2010 at 02:05 AM.

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    JP you got a 70% heal rate? How is this possible?


    Is it a special colonized thing? Is it a special Japanese thing? Is it a special Pimp thing?


    You must have the best imagination ever.


    I didn't quote his thread so expect to see it edited.

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    Quote Originally Posted by webby189 View Post
    JP you got a 70% heal rate? How is this possible?
    50% base due to difference in honor.

    +15% from Penicilin
    +5% from the achievement bonus.

    Took me a minute to think on it, but he's right.

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    it would take only 5-6 members from Kratos to get Atlantis. probably less....
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    Quote Originally Posted by X~Calibur View Post
    50% base due to difference in honor.

    +15% from Penicilin
    +5% from the achievement bonus.

    Took me a minute to think on it, but he's right.
    I have that bonus but mine doesnt work that way.


    I thought it was 5% on what u got healed already.

    Kinda like the 10% drop bonus was on what you got dropped already.


    Or pencilin was 30% on what you already got.


    If you got +5% we would see a lot more Hc hits with 18% heal. If you can show me a war report with 70% heal i'd love to see it. (or 18% or anything that isnt 10,20,30,40,50% or those numbers plus 3%)

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    Quote Originally Posted by apollo2130 View Post
    it would take only 5-6 members from Kratos to get Atlantis. probably less....



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    hhmm where is this going?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Appolyon View Post
    hhmm where is this going?
    You are experiencing first hand the power of the pimp. It goes as follow

    1. JP post a new thread that is very similar in one way or another to a previous thread he created. He usually adds a new twist that does just enough to pass as a new thread.

    2. Other members are notified through e-mail that JP posted a not so new thread and instantly drop whatever they are doing to come and poke fun of the pimp.

    3. JP then counters their statement with antics of his own, leading them dazed and confused. The members then do a little dance and distract him until backup arrives.

    4. Down but not out, a second e-mail is then sent to the mod(s), who come to reinforce the first wave of members that JP tore down with his words of brilliance.

    5. They argue back and forth, with JP never giving up or realizing he has lost or made a mistake.

    6. This leads to more confusion, with the members and mod(s) retreating finally understanding that the pimp will not cave.

    7. Despite their best efforts and reinforcements from members and mod(s) alike, they all will say the following:

    Quote Originally Posted by Woldere View Post
    I give up. You win japanpimp.
    8. Which means in the end, JapanPimp is always right.

    I seen this movie lots of times, my favorite part is when they rep others
    Quote Originally Posted by *jdm* View Post
    i lol'd +rep


    uhh no
    for my brilliance.

    One day they will learn that arguing with JP is like trying to cap HC while only using naked archer waves while listening to you in-laws complain. You can continue to try, but in the end the pimp wins
    Last edited by BarrenMan; 09-25-2010 at 08:11 AM. Reason: You cant stop the pimp, you can only hope to contain it

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarrenMan View Post
    You are experiencing first hand the power of the pimp. It goes as follow

    1. JP post a new thread that is very similar in one way or another to a previous thread he created. He usually adds a new twist that does just enough to pass as a new thread.

    2. Other members are notified through e-mail that JP posted a not so new thread and instantly drop whatever they are doing to come and poke fun of the pimp.

    3. JP then counters their statement with antics of his own, leading them dazed and confused. The members then do a little dance and distract him until backup arrives.

    4. Down but not out, a second e-mail is then sent to the mod(s), who come to reinforce the first wave of members that JP tore down with his words of brilliance.

    5. They argue back and forth, with JP never giving up or realizing he has lost or made a mistake.

    6. This leads to more confusion, with the members and mod(s) retreating finally understanding that the pimp will not cave.

    7. Despite their best efforts and reinforcements from members and mod(s) alike, they all will say the following:



    8. Which means in the end, JapanPimp is always right.

    I seen this movie lots of times, my favorite part is when they rep others for my brilliance.

    One day they will learn that arguing with JP is like trying to cap HC while only using naked archer waves while listening to you in-laws complain. You can continue to try, but in the end the pimp wins
    That was awesome. Especially your reason for the edit. I laughed and my stomach hurt. And if I was drinking milk the laughter would have caused it to come out of my nose:
    Last edited by BarrenMan; Today at 07:11 AM. Reason: You cant stop the pimp, you can only hope to contain it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarrenMan View Post
    Just saying, I am starting to think that some of you guys and gals Evony Membership package includes an automatic e-mail alert every time JP post in the forums. I think its time for all you to admit that you sort of think he is cool.
    Read my last response to you.

    Quote Originally Posted by X~Calibur View Post
    50% base due to difference in honor.

    +15% from Penicilin
    +5% from the achievement bonus.

    Took me a minute to think on it, but he's right.
    Last I checked, Penicilin gives 30% heal bonus.

    Quote Originally Posted by BarrenMan View Post
    You are experiencing first hand the power of the pimp. It goes as follow

    1. JP post a new thread that is very similar in one way or another to a previous thread he created. He usually adds a new twist that does just enough to pass as a new thread.

    2. Other members are notified through e-mail that JP posted a not so new thread and instantly drop whatever they are doing to come and poke fun of the pimp.

    3. JP then counters their statement with antics of his own, leading them dazed and confused. The members then do a little dance and distract him until backup arrives.

    4. Down but not out, a second e-mail is then sent to the mod(s), who come to reinforce the first wave of members that JP tore down with his words of brilliance.

    5. They argue back and forth, with JP never giving up or realizing he has lost or made a mistake.

    6. This leads to more confusion, with the members and mod(s) retreating finally understanding that the pimp will not cave.

    7. Despite their best efforts and reinforcements from members and mod(s) alike, they all will say the following:

    8. Which means in the end, JapanPimp is always right.

    I seen this movie lots of times, my favorite part is when they rep others for my brilliance.

    One day they will learn that arguing with JP is like trying to cap HC while only using naked archer waves while listening to you in-laws complain. You can continue to try, but in the end the pimp wins
    Obvious japanpimp alt is obvious.

    Quote Originally Posted by japanpimp View Post
    That was awesome. Especially your reason for the edit. I laughed and my stomach hurt. And if I was drinking milk the laughter would have caused it to come out of my nose:
    Last edited by BarrenMan; Today at 07:11 AM. Reason: You cant stop the pimp, you can only hope to contain it.

    You have made my permanent cool list.... friend request sent.
    Here's how to stop a pimp:

    Get him arrested for pimping.

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