Lie To Me

[Japengo]

1) I've seen 5 episodes of Jersey shore.
2) I hate Acer5200.
3) I just had a Sandwich.

2: You really love Acer. you just pretend you don't to throw everyone off.

Fail thread is Fail, but I'll play it just to prove a point.

1. I can touch my toes
2. I only have three grandparents
3. I like pudding

All of them are lies.