
Originally Posted by
rasterbee
1) I faceplanted on Monet's Waterlilies, housed in an unprotected display in the basement of the Musee de l'Orangerie, after someone tripped me on purpose and I fell through the velvet rope.
2) While working at a rather posh restaurant in the Gaslamp district in San Diego, I waited on Paris Hilton & friends on New Years Eve 2006 before she went out to get plastered and be a skank.
3) Once, while the police were raiding my house...I climbed up the back porch to the 2nd floor, cut the screen in the window and tidied up my bedroom before they finished their search downstairs and climbed the stairs to poke around in my underwear drawer. Then grabbed my backpack, climbed back out the window, shimmied down the banister and ran and hid in a friend's basement for a few hours.
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