Three things you can do with a ........

[DoubleM]

1. swim in it
2. eat it
3. pee in it


money

[Cosmic Fury]

1. Spend it!!!!
2. Eat it when in a desert
3. Save it...although that may not be a good option for people who are smart enough to know that money's only purpose is to be spent...

A baseball bat...

[SebazSkillz]

1. Kick someone's (_!_) with it.
2. Kick another guy's (_!_) with it.
3. Play baseball? lol.

Keyboard.

[Super DurtSS10]

1. Kick someone's (_!_) with it.
2. Kick another guy's (_!_) with it.
3. Play baseball? lol.

Keyboard.

type with it.
hit someone with it.
throw it at the neighbour when it doesnt work.

broken phone

[Digger Walters]

1.stomp it
2.throw it at your neighbours annoying screaming kids....(very tempting)
3.fix the thing! (we throw away too much stuff that can be fixed)

your mother!

[WarSimi]

hmmm what would I do with your mother.. lets see.

1. Put some clothes on her.
2. Stop her working on that corner.
3. Send to an abuse seminar

teaspoon

[Super DurtSS10]

make coffee!
poke someones eye out!
cant get it down hit it.(lol if any mods or devs find this wrong ill change it)

blender

[Digger Walters]

hmmm what would I do with your mother.. lets see.

1. Put some clothes on her.
2. Stop her working on that corner.
3. Send to an abuse seminar

teaspoon

You must spread some reputation around before adding some to Simi DAMMIT!

DAMMIT!

hmm what can I do with a blender...
1. Make a smoothie.
2. Destroy a phone.
3.Agitate a monkey....

Simi... (payback for my mother)

[acer5200]

Well, there's SO much I could do with Simi... let's see...

1. Buy her shoes.
2. Get her single by killing Asmo AKA: ???
3. Profit!

What can you do with a football? (I mean the American kind)

[Derick]

1. Cut it open to see whats inside
2. Deflate it and fill it with helium
3. Hide it so that my friends dont see it (they would laff at me)

A half empty jam jar. ( the alchoholic kind)