Three things you can do with a ........

[WarSimi]

1. Sell it
2. Put it in a gun
3. throw it a cow

A trampoline

[Derick]

1. Use it as a shelter
2. Deflect stones thrown at you
3. Use it as a trap

Leaf blower thats broken

[Richie_B]

1. Fix it.
2. Take it apart so it looks like you're trying to fix it.
3. Take it somewhere where someone will actually repair it.

Turf.

[AbstractAngel]

1. Kick it
2. Roll on it
3. Golf on it

Christmas Cookies

[Derick]

1. Sell them
2. Throw them out
3. Give them to the wierd kid across the road

Tiny bits of paper from a punch

[WarSimi]

Tiny bits of paper from a punch

Paper from a what? ... Just what is that?
Anyways....
1. Stare it whatever it is
2.Poke at whatever it is
3.Toss it in the bin for being confusing and useless

A button

[Ghost101]

1. Press them
2. Twist them.
3. Pull them.


monkeys

[The Luda]

1. add a little water and see if anything happens
2. dress them up like the village people
3. make them buy me new cigs ( yeah i am a lazy bum)

Cigars

[SickbyDefinition]

Smoke them
Resell them. PROFIT!
Talk like Sean Connery while walking around my home office like a respected business man



Bendy straw

[WarSimi]

1.Suck on it
2. Pull it
3. Stick it in the lid hole.
(srs faec at all times)

A sponge