Quote Originally Posted by japanpimp View Post
You are lost in the forest. It is mid-summer. Your elevation is 1,000 meters above sea level. The daytime temperature is near 35 degrees C. Nighttime temperature is near 15 Degrees C. You have a pocket knife, light jacket, pants, shirt and boots. The forest has pine trees and cedar trees and is slightly mountainous terrain. What do you do? What is your plan?

  • Do I have any memory of why I went to the forest?
  • Am I on Earth?
  • Why am I not wearing underclothes?
  • Isn't "slightly" mountainous like being "slightly" pregnant?