Survival Quiz

[Cosmic Fury]

Well, as the thread has been successfully de-railed by the collective, the only thing left to say is...

IN BEFORE THE LOCK!!!

[acer5200]

Well, as the thread has been successfully de-railed by the collective, the only thing left to say is...

IN BEFORE THE LOCK!!!

Darn, I didn't have time to call IN BEFORE THE MINIMOD.

[ipsa]

Well shelter is the most important thing in all survival situations.
sooo
1. shelter
2. water
3. fire
4. food

[japanpimp]

Did you really need to multi-quote half the thread to say that?

Yes, because those were the most entertaining ones to read so they deserved a second mention....

[King Shii]

Get out my Cell/Moblie phone and make a few calls, one might invole getting directions....

Am I human? Because if I get to be a squirrel, that makes things easier. I'm not sure why I'd have clothes though, unless they're little squirrel clothes, or I decided to make a nest out of some dead dude's remains. I probably collected the knife because it's shiny, though. Squirrels like shiny things.

funny posts I ever seen lol

[Kinkade]

-Okay now that's too far-

[imnothere]

i have this board game that is a cross between trivial pursute and surviver. its called...

you get to move your peace to the end of the board by correctly answering survival situation questions.

like: your the survivor of a nuclear disaster (plant mishap or bomb doesnt much matter) and you have a chicken that you have caught and killed and cooked. what parts of it do you eat?

the answer is anything not near a bone.



so i pose to you this question: you are the survivor of this thread, you have derailed and rerailed it several times, where do you go from here?

the answer is:
in white because thats sneaky

[DoubleM]

You are lost in the forest. It is mid-summer. Your elevation is 1,000 meters above sea level. The daytime temperature is near 35 degrees C. Nighttime temperature is near 15 Degrees C. You have a pocket knife, light jacket, pants, shirt and boots. The forest has pine trees and cedar trees and is slightly mountainous terrain. What do you do? What is your plan?

cry like a baby and try to find my way home then cry some more

[Boleslav]

You are lost in the forest. It is mid-summer. Your elevation is 1,000 meters above sea level. The daytime temperature is near 35 degrees C. Nighttime temperature is near 15 Degrees C. You have a pocket knife, light jacket, pants, shirt and boots. The forest has triffids and shigawire and is slightly mountainous terrain. What do you do? What is your plan?

This reminds me of the Blair Witch Project, but I think there is one important difference. Those trees were deciduous and these trees are carnivorous.

[Demonhero]

I don't go into the woods without a fourwheeler and a gun.