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    My all time favorite was the guy who mailed me after I scouted him. All he said was "Wow, what an ankle biter you are".

    Had to scratch my head and have a good laugh at that one. He got it wrong though. I'm not an ankle biter, I'm a shin kicker. Just ask my alliance LOL

    But they will also tell you that I do have some mercy. I never aim HIGHER than the shins

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    my best was this

    from:mahonri
    to:666manikin
    subjectooohooh

    so you think its funny attacking me? i was speeding to get home so i could make sure you didnt kill my troops when i hit a school bus full of children.
    so thanks to you im dead along with all the little children,thanx alot jerk.
    also im a ghost oooohoooohhooo

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    Don't worry folks, I haven't forgotten this thread and posting here hasn't lost it's novelty either, waiting for a decent slanging match before I post here again. Unfortunately those left in Mercyfools, errr... I meant Mercyful offer extremely poor fare for posting here and it would make for a dull post.
    There's no smoke without FIRE!

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    Oh and the other is some guy with 30k pres for a week ( and he played everyday, has 1 rack) spams me swears telling me he will coem beat my ass because i
    plunder him everyday when i wakeup then again before i go to bed

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    the funniest hatemail for me was when over 10 members of a aliance where hunting me... and when they all sended waves of cavs,phract,archers,mechs (each player sended those waves) than a member of that aliance mailed me with
    "Leave [aliance name]...... before u die"
    rofl they lost all battles and i dont know if they got a report ....
    after that i mailed him back and said the same lol.... he left the aliance LMFAO

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    Text You can feel the hate oozing off the WC screen...

    A super high prestige player, always very confident and extremely mouthy with it, had spent over a thousands dollars on 'On Wars' levelling up his Hero to be one of the highest on the server.

    He lost his a city today, and with it his highest hero.
    He's been in World Chat for the last 24hrs., calling everyone names, abusing anyone and everyone who speaks to him, and is also threatening to sue 'Evony' because he thinks the player who took his city is 'Evony' STAFF.

    I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry, it is both hilariously funny, and extremely sad at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phyton View Post
    I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry, it is both hilariously funny, and extremely sad at the same time.
    sad that he would spend so much on a game
    hilarious that he thought you could buy a win

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    [EDIT] It seems that naming Evony players in the forum is against the rules unless you have their permission. I can only obtain permission from myself to show my own name so I'll have to delete every instance of M****, P****** and w****** names in the following post.[/EDIT]

    Apparently the new setup here means I have to accrue 15 posts before I can start threads of my own. This seems like a thread I can add too with relevant content.


    Here's a few hate mails that M**** and I were slinging back and forth back on SS15(I'm typing these out 'verbatum' from the screen caps I saved, complete with spelling and grammer errors from both of us.) This one is relatively forum friendly and it provided myself and my alliance mates with days of laughter, I hope it does the the same for you lot.


    To: Edmund.B
    From: M****
    Subject: Your no gentleman
    Time: 06/15 22:18:51

    As usual you do not recognize a gentlemans agreement, I hope 7 thorns wipes you off the map. Oh thats right you are too much of a coward to join your group and attack people your own size.

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    To: M****
    From: Edmund.B
    Subject: Reply:Your no gentleman
    Time: 06/15 22:22:26

    I made no agreement with you, I was quite unambiguous in my assertion in our channel that I would not leave you or any Enigma alone, screw you for ripping off cities from a recently inactive player(P******) and trying to use them as a bribe to DEFIANT for a cease fire.

    As for who wipes who off the map, you're going first! When you get to hell, put in a good word for me.

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    To: Edmund.B
    From: M****
    Subject: Reply:Reply:Your no gentleman
    Time: 06/15 22:26:04

    the cities I attacke wer inactive for over a week and belonged to w******. As usual you facts are wrong as is the way you play this game. Sorry, I wont be going to hell, but I will enoy it when you are sent.

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    To: M****
    From: Edmund.B
    Subject: Reply:Reply:Reply:Your no gentleman
    Time: 06/15 22:28:53

    I know you new cities belonged to w******, I'm talking about p****** cities you fool!

    As long as you flag is red you will get burned. You want to an end to your suffering? then choose from the following options:

    1) get your broken ass out of Bavaria

    2) join a real alliance other than the joke outfit you're currently associated with.

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    To: Edmund.B
    From: M****
    Subject: Reply:Reply:Reply:Reply:Your no gentleman
    Time: 06/15 22:39:20

    You as usual are so full of crap it is pittiful. P****** was not even in an alliance and had been inactive for a long while. You have 2 options

    1) Get you backstabbing*out of Bavaria

    2) If not I will call in favors from all my friends in othe alliances and you will disappear.

    You have 24 hours to comply.

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    To: M****
    From: Edmund.B
    Subject: Reply:Reply:Reply:Reply:Reply:Your no gentleman
    Time: 06/15 22:40:26

    Hilarious, call them now please.
    Last edited by Blackadder II; 10-12-2010 at 03:52 AM. Reason: Censorship
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    lol ummm .... ok

    I dont play AgeII, however might be Evony admin in disquise

    http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?t=178229

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    i loved the fact that wingnut was mentioned, no better player name IMHO
    i don't know the player but LOVE the name

    hated the fact that you used your instead of you're
    next time use UR which is acceptable in game mail

    8 out of 10 for hate density

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