When I had just sighned up for Evony. This noob whispered to me "So I heard you liek mudkipz" Lol
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When I had just sighned up for Evony. This noob whispered to me "So I heard you liek mudkipz" Lol
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Not strictly a *Hatemail*, but mildly amusing none the less.
I've highlighted G****'s text in Blue and my text in Green
I wasn't able to obtain permission from G**** to show his name in this post, so I've deleted every instance of G****'s name in order to comply with the forum rules on not posting a players name without their consent. Fortunately I was able to obtain permission from myself to show my own name, but it's not displayed in whispers so it's a moot point.
<15:34>From [G****] : you*
To [G****]: If you don't like what I'm doing, port out......
<15:36>From [G****] : i cant, plus its Our state
To [G****]: *BUUUUUZZZZZZZ* Wrong answer! Try again......
<15:38>From [G****] : what do you mean, i was here 2 months before you guys were
To [G****]: This ain't Jerusalem and you ain't an Israli, now fook off!
<15:39>From [G****] : learn to spell while your in my state
To [G****]: that is spelt correctly, try consulting a dictionary next time you generic grammar flamer.
To [G****]: Now to put it laymans terms so that you can understand: "GET OFF MY LAND!"
<15:41>From [G****] : it's a game, get over yourself
To [G****]: Correction, it's a 'war game', and your cities are the war zone.
<15:43>From [G****] : have a good day
To [G****]: I will thanks, i hope you stick around a little longer to provide me with more easy farming, but the last few players I kept farming left
<15:45>From [G****] : yea the game does*a little when you lose troops, but they can easily be replaced
To [G****]: Good-o, I need something to scoutbomb, let me know when you've built some.
<15:46>From [G****] : ok
There's no smoke without FIRE!
By the way - super impressed with your footnote! LMAO Remind me to rep you (I'm all tapped out today, it's been a very good posting day!)
The best was this kid who attacked me before scouting me. He was crushed, then proceeded to try again. Crushed. Then started getting mad and sending hate mail, telling me he was going to *ehem* sleep with my girlfriend IRL to get back at me for being such a *ehem* female cat, and messing with him. He said I was haxing. Truth was he was sending waves of 1K warriors at me![]()
I never did get any hate mail that could be repeated.
But....the eternal ray of sunshine REALLY wanted to see you, so I helped brighten your day by removing the city from around you! ^.^
in a mail subject:thanks
so glad your so faithful i spent the last 16 hr in the er with my 84 yr old grams to find youd zeroed my city again thanks so much for making my day
i think noobs must be quite frail they have a disproportionately large number of family members in the hospital
Permission obtained from SilverStar to use his name in the forum.
Permission obtained from myself to use my own name in the forum.
I couldn't be ar$ed with the rest so they'll be blanked out.
The following is a recent spat I had with SilverStar:
To: Edmund.B
From: SilverStar
Subject: WTF
Time: 10/14 08:09:02
Bring babygirl...i'm f*king waiting...
I am online all day and nite...
Brgds,
SS
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To: Edmund.B
From: SilverStar
Subject: WTF 2
Time: 10/14 08:53:16
I'm disappointed...lol
Brgds,
SS
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To: Edmund.B
From: SilverStar
Subject: YES
Time: 10/14 09:14:02
Keep it up you will get me someday...lol
Brgds,
SS
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To: Edmund.B
From: SilverStar
Subject: HEHE
Time: 10/14 09:28:18
You win for now cause i'm drunk and need to hang out with the boys...but in 12hrs it's your turn...
Brgds,
SS
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To: SilverStar
From: Edmund.B
Subject: Reply:HEHE
Time: 10/16 10:20:29
"...but in 12hrs it's your turn...
Brgds,
SS"
Right back at you sunshine. There are two smoking craters where your buddy ** used to be(they made very nice NPC's) and a couple of mass graves where your troops used to be. Tell R*** that I look forward to redecorating her minions castles in hint of MercyFools.
Good luck, you'll need it.
Mr E. Blackadder
P.S. Is it ok to use your name in the Evony forums for the purposes of entertainment, ridicule and general humiliation?
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To: Edmund.B
From: SilverStar
Subject: Reply:Reply:HEHE
Time: 10/17 01:18:51
You have lost far more than me...while you waste your time on me...my alliance is attacking your alliance with a passion and kickin' your butts...lol
I have taken your member's cities. How many of mine have you got...
Brgds,
SS
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To: SilverStar
From: Edmund.B
Subject: Reply:Reply:Reply:HEHE
Time: 10/17 01:18:51
You got that ar$e backwards, you lost your ballista in one badly misjudged attack on me, it made it a lot easier to kill your troops. I've forced you to truce twice when you needed respite and you have just burned two teleports when I sent my first attack.
I don't want your cr4ppy cities, I just wanted to kill your troops and I've already nuked your alliance mates. I will catch up with you where ever it is that you've run away to. You will become just a bad memory when I'm done with you.
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To: SilverStar
From: Edmund.B
Subject: Reply:Reply:Reply:HEHE
Time: 10/17 01:21:04
So can I use your name on the forum or what?
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To: Edmund.B
From: SilverStar
Subject: Reply:Reply:Reply:Reply:HEHE
Time: 10/17 01:48:46
Sure np, we already use yours
Brgds,
SS
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To: Edmund.B
From: SilverStar
Subject: TRUTHFULLY
Time: 10/17 01:50:56
You got me...I admit it...was a little low on troops having not been able to spend alot of time online cause of work...
Good job though...you are a credit to your alliance
Brgds,
SS
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To: SilverStar
From: Edmund.B
Subject: Reply:TRUTHFULLY
Time: 10/17 01:55:33
Cheers for the compliment.
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Last edited by Blackadder II; 10-17-2010 at 08:46 AM. Reason: Bad Syntax
There's no smoke without FIRE!
It also reminds me why I avoid hitting really weak players.
Who needs to see their day ruined.
I have been (and continue to be) both reletively safe and really weak in various servers.
I never respond to attacks with verbage. I either run or fight.
If I am stronger, I try to be kind. If I am weak, I shut up.
It seems pretty simple to me.
And if I ever saw someone so clueless as to publicly complain in WCn then they deserve much deresion.
i don't threaten other players, but if they have resources i need i'm gonna take them if i can, no matter what their prestige level is.
i love getting hate mail though makes me laugh everytime
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