Quote Originally Posted by Rota View Post
I'll be the king of hearts (the suicide king ).

I nominate Conrad to be the card that has the rules written on it. Conrad is a wall of text.
I'd probably be the Queen of Spades. Kitti would be the Queen of Clubs. Imnot would probably be the Queen of Hearts. I'd pick Gotti for the Queen of Diamonds.

I'd second that nomination. Hoyle should hire Conrad.