Evony Forums News

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Hello! This is the first installment of EF News!

Bickyz was found eating a spambot that happened to wander into the Mod Basement today, the clean-up was horrible.

We have also found a secret spambot army which was swiftly engaged in a bloody battle by our fearless moderators Alusair, Ravenwings and TCWNME. The end result is calculated to be several thousand spambots slain while our moderators continue to stand strong.

Forumers everywhere could be seen rioting the other day when Evony decided to clear out about half the NPCs on all Age I servers. One in particular was crying about how he can no longer feed his children due to this change.
Some other things making these members mad are some of the glitches which shall not be named and the supposed rampant use of bots and multi accounts. Hopefully we'll see the end of this soon.

Nesterus received a permanent ban the other day, and was somehow able to reverse it. Go Nesticles!
Also, Elsworth and CCC can be seen at the other side of the fence glaring at people wishing they were here. In fact, Els was seen climbing said fence just the other day. He was immediately shot in the face by TCWNME and he fell back into the pit of doom. Good riddance, and let's all give a big thanks to TC!

Multiple riots broke out recently in OT when famed ban evader/ spammer/ flamer FaMiNe decided it was worth his while to come back. The riots were quickly quelled however the scars still remain. Oh the horror.
Also, in OT news again, Skirata and Wildor have both decided to make stunning appearances. Wildor has again disappeared, yet Skirata has logged in a few more times since then.

And WHERE are Foxy and Crip? Everyone has been wondering where they are, and one forum member has been quoted "Well I heard that Foxy and Crip took a sabbatical together.... Who knows what they are doing all alone on that island, but I'm sure they brought a car door with them in case it got hot!"
And congratulations to Sturm on the baby! He will be missed greatly.

Lastly, two mods have left us this week. DCJerboa chose to resign as his Evony retirement eventually had him leaving the forums too. Sturm also disappeared shortly after the birth of his child; congratulations to Sturm, though we will miss him if he does not return.
The capture of either (alive or dead) will result in an undisclosed prize.

Thanks for reading the first installment of Evony Forums News!



To be continued next week (hopefully)


*Editors Note*
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