Given that this forum has seemed to be taking on a whole new monster- that of the advice column, I figured I'd jump aboard the bandwagon with my new, 360 Degree Advice Column!

I will field any question, in a way as requested by the person who posts/private messages/telepathically sends the question. Here are the different styles that I am currently willing to produce:

Real: Want a serious answer? Then I will say what I think

POV: Want an answer from the point of view of a Marine? How about a Pole Dancer? Maybe a Baby? Request POV, and you may request the POV person to, but I have a choice to reject your request. If you ask for a POV of a poster, I need that persons permission

Poem:
Want your response in verse?
I won't even have to rehearse
I can think of a rhyme
so long as I have the time

Misunderstanding: Want me to purposely misunderstand your question? Get ready for a weird answer.


Have fun. ^_^
Make suggestions for more styles if you can think of something that I missed.