Quote Originally Posted by Montros View Post
Have you ever seen "Full Metal Jacket"? (Not a serious question, just want to check on something)

No- is it good?


Quote Originally Posted by pialpha View Post
POV: Atom
Misunderstanding
Poem
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Dear Dr. Professor Atom Arumen Guy,

When will you get more free time to give everyone hugs?

Sincerely,
Pi

Due to my amazingly small size,
I can understand why you do prize-
a gift from myself, being nuclear
At the same time it is unclear
that although the movement of my electrons is hyper
that you might request a diaper...



Quote Originally Posted by imnothere View Post
poem request; i'm in love and dont know what to get my sweetheart for christmas
Gifts are Christmas are sometimes challenging
But you can succeed if you just keep trying
More often than not, a gift that is handmade
(especially if you are not extremely high paid)
Means more to a man than a dropping 50 dollars
to buy him some shoes, or perhaps an arrow collar
So make him something that shows your affection
or dress up the way he likes and give him an- nice Christmas
But I have no doubt that it would be quite true
that all he wants for Christmas, is you.


misunderstanding; so my friend and me were talking the other day and he said his daughter asked for some candy so he gave her a puppy and then she named it something unmentionable and he couldnt bare to tell her why she couldnt name her puppy that so he let it go and now she is running around the neighborhood telling people she is looking for a ...... well i already said i cant say so what ever, anyway what should my friend do?
Poor little Something Unmentionable. That dog must have been made fun of by all the other dogs in the neighborhood. Still, your friend ought to have the guts to tell his daughter that naming her dog Something Unmentionable is a really weird thing to do, and change it, instead of letting it go. Now his daughter will be running down the streets shouting "Something Unmentionable! Where are you Something Unmentionable!" And that is seriously wordy.




I will answer any I skipped later, just need more time to think