Wacky Contracts

[Premier Cherdenko]

The Goal is to make the Funny Contracts The guy below has to find the catch and explain what the catch is.

Contract

I________ Agree to the following:
Getting Cake,
In Return I must work in the gulag for the rest of my life, and bow down to the great premier cherdenko
Cookies,
In Return I must become a slave the the soviet union
And Money.

I______ Have Read and understood the terms.