Hawk has a New Mission

[l4dyh4wk]

awwwww he's come online and mailed me

healed on worker waves.. ugh idiot.. shoulda waited 5 minutes and taken out my trans.. still no idea huh

he mailed "i hate cheater" ffs blah hahah shall i list the "Top 10 reasons I was pwnd by Imhotep"


Awwwww he's ported ;(

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We compiled this list months ago... and we're still hearing the same old lines..

Number 10...
"I didn't mean to declare war, I hit the wrong button"
(Uhhhh.. yeah right)

Number 9...
"You use attack bots to do their attacking for them.. noone can attack for 9 hours straight"
(Nup.. we're just damn good.. and we wear adult diapers)

Number 8...
"I don't wanna fight anyone, I just wanna FARM"
(FARMER!!!! Go play farmville!)

Number 7...
"You lost way more troops than us, so WE WON!"
(pfft but WE have your city dumbass)

Number 6...
"You only attack inactives"
(I'm sure he ported in like 2 hours ago.. damn your inactivity rule is harsh)

Number 5...
"I wasn't ready, open a flat of my choosing and I'll come back in a week"
(You don't need a date.. suprise us)

Number 4...
"You don't fight fair, more than one of you attacked me.. AND you got other alliances involved too"
(hmmm.. pretty sure thats the point of alliances and the blue list)

Number 3...
"I was offline, you have no honor"
(lol your right there.. you have it all now!)

Number 2...
"Real Life got in the way"
(so why port into OUR state when you have a wedding to attend?)

And the Number 1 Reason I got Pwnd by Imhotep is...
"You CHEAT"