Running for Mod is I

[Japengo]

I'd vote Crip or Nester before you. Wait, I already have...

[WarSimi]

Destined to never be mod. This campaign will go on your permanent record, and will forever hold you back.

[Boleslav]

Well, to become a mod, one must survive The Trials of the Mods

1. Spend a night alone in the moderators' basement.

[Quantum Leap]

2. Be able to tell acer and asmo apart.

[Rodri]

3. Open your heart to Uncle Rodri, so he can rip it out and show it to you as you die.

[Reasoner]

4. Be abel ot splle as gud a.s meh, and teh othur muds. teh gramma is import.

[Super DurtSS10]

5. do not campaign to be a mod.

[Quantum Leap]

6. Do not be Captain Obvious like #5.

[Super DurtSS10]

7. dont be a smartass like #6

[Rota]

8. Sacrifice a spammer to Thalin.

Death by fire is preferred, but a blood sacrifice is acceptable. =P