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    Default Impossible to please - A Joke

    A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

    The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

    So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

    The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

    They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."


    EDIT: I also hope i don't offend any women by this joke,

    They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

    On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

    There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

    hhehehe friend sent me this wanted to show to evony forums
    Last edited by FlareShadow; 11-29-2010 at 02:25 PM.

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    lol...I had to laugh at that one.

    My sisters can be like that on some days.

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    aha thats a fantastic joke xD

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    You can't be telling it right. We all know ASMO would be on the final floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boleslav View Post
    You can't be telling it right. We all know ASMO would be on the final floor.
    In that case, I call dibs on the basement.

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    Ok reps to the OP!

    8/10 joke =)

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    I will be sharing this with everybody in the office, they will probably laugh as hard as I did.
    Quote Originally Posted by TCWNME View Post
    Can't an old lady just be in a tree without being intensively interrogated?

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    Which floor would Ghost, TC, and Bole be on, I wonder, if Asmo has the top room, and Raven has the basement?

    Side note: It's a good enough joke, so I don't think any females would be too offended.

    Special Props To Don Ezio for this!

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    I'd've quit at the 4th floor. Just sayin'....

    I also give that an 8/10. I like it.

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    tyvm every1

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