My letter to santa

[Jamus of MaGoo]

Abstract, if you get either of the first two games in your stocking, send Santa my way! (Especially seeing as the DOR for Elder Scrolls 5 is November, next year!).

i totally agree with this, please send him my way, as well...... ive been a semi good girl this year

[Rodri]

This just in!
Christmas has been canceled!
Santa opt's for a mid-winter break instead.



Please write all letters on recyclable paper so Santa's helpers can process them faster.

[King Dylan]

Dear Santa Claus,

Why did your face light up when I sat on your lap in the mall?

-KD

[imnothere]

Dear Santa
i have been a good druggie all this year. i didnt steal anyone elses drugs, i didnt steal anyone elses stuff to pay for drugs. i helped my mom not go crazy by not coming out of the basement when she could see me. i helped my friend [anonymous] to hold up that one who was going poaching on his territory. i stayed out of jail, and off the streets.

please santa can i have some better drugs?

this just in. santa has become a drug dealer. some smart kid has cheeted the system and forced santas hand. held to deliver whatever is asked for by good little kids, santa now deals in narcotics because good little addicts are asking for them

[LaoOmologo]

Dear Santa

Can I get Chuck Norris as a slave? I've been a good boy (mostly....), except for some *coough* minor fails *Couugh*.

Yours truly, Osama Bin Laden, no wait, Lao

[Mistress Kitti]

Dear Santa...

Allow me to illustrate:

Thank you...please fly through
~purrr-r-r-rrr-r-rrr~