Dear Santa,
My optimism is running low. Could you bring me a bit more, please?
-G
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12-04-2010, 07:25 AM #11
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12-04-2010, 09:46 AM #12
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Dear Santa,
Please give me reasons to not go on a killing spree this Christmas.
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12-04-2010, 09:58 AM #13
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Dear Santa,
Please give me more rum. Mine is gone and I am unsure of the reason.
-Japengo
Originally Posted by The Joker
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12-10-2010, 01:13 PM #14
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I've been really hoping to see one of our barmaids come in with a rendition of "Santa, Bay-bee".
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12-10-2010, 01:24 PM #15
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Originally Posted by Gnerphk
I don't think you looked hard enough. Originally Posted by Mistress Kitti
Santa Baby
Slip some catnip
Under the tree
for me
I've been
An awful good kitti
Santa baby
A '59 Chevy Apache'
Too, dark red
Well
I'll wait up for you
Dear, Santa baby
So hurry down
The Bar's chimney tonight
Yeah
Think of all
The servants I've released
Think of all the cities
I have increased
Next year I could be
Just as good
If you check off
My ~Good Kitti~ list
So hurrrry down the Bar's chimney tonight! Originally Posted by The Joker
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12-10-2010, 03:53 PM #16
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Ooh. Oops. :o)
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12-12-2010, 01:21 AM #17
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Dear Santa.
Firstly thanks for the coal last year and I guess, thanks for the coal again this year in advance. Yes Santa, I have been a very naughty boy again.
But you already know that don't you? 
Just one more thing Santa, can you let me know what time you will be here this year please? I tried to wait up for you again last year but I fell asleep (again) and I really really want to say hello face to face.
I have been getting ready for your visit for weeks now. Email me an ETA.
Thanks Santa. Bye.
Rodri.
PEACE
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12-12-2010, 02:47 AM #18
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dear Santa,
can i please have some of the cookies that get left out for you? i have a serious case of the munchies this year. if not, i totally understand and it will not be held against you, or your reindeer.
thank you sir,
Gooey
Originally Posted by Demonhero
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12-12-2010, 06:42 AM #19
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Dear Mr Santa Claus...
Can I get 4 things this year...
A 1969 Electric Blue Falcon with 351 and 4 speed manual gearbox....
An INTERCEPTOR...
More Ammo....
And a Pub full of BOOZE and BABES! (and some men fer those who swing that way) FOR ALL!
Yours
That strange lil psycho kid with the Bren from Last year...
IF YOU DONT FIGHT YOU LOSE!
Yes I have a weird sense of Humour,
No I don't eat every living thing, only every second one.
Originally Posted by WarSimi
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12-12-2010, 06:47 AM #20
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Dear Santa
Im sorry i have tried to snipe you when you have been going down peoples chimneys I wont anymore!
All i want for christmas is (dun dun dunnn) you to strip for me.
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