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Staring up the darwin awards with this!
A 63-year-old man's extraordinary effort to eradicate moles from his property resulted in a victory for the moles. The man pounded several metal rods into the ground and connected them--not to household current, which would have been bad enough--but to a high-voltage power line, intending to render the subterranean realm uninhabitable.
Incidentally, the maneuver electrified the very ground on which he stood. He was found dead some time later, at his holiday property on the Baltic Sea. Police had to trip the main circuit breaker before venturing onto the property.
The precise date of the mans demise could not be ascertained, but the electric bill may provide a clue.
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12-15-2010, 04:41 PM #1
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Darwin Awards
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12-15-2010, 04:53 PM #2
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Get out of here, Satan worshiper.
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12-15-2010, 05:00 PM #3
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What a double standard!
Originally Posted by Skirata
Reality scripted TV.
Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
Fight over fuel.
Violence in school.
The youth are as confused as I am.
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12-15-2010, 06:01 PM #4
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Do as I say, not as I do. Originally Posted by Revoltion
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12-15-2010, 06:26 PM #5
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But we're all monkeys in an ape's world. Originally Posted by Skirata
Reality scripted TV.
Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
Fight over fuel.
Violence in school.
The youth are as confused as I am.
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12-15-2010, 06:34 PM #6
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Love how this thread got off topic as soon as it started.......
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12-15-2010, 06:35 PM #7
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Welcome to the Off-Topic section broseph.
OH MAH GAWD I R DURMB HURP DURP
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12-15-2010, 08:31 PM #8
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Take your heresy out of this forum. Originally Posted by Revoltion
Are you new to Off Topic? Originally Posted by Daemonn
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12-15-2010, 08:39 PM #9
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Please, acts of Heresy happen here everyday... Originally Posted by Skirata
Reality scripted TV.
Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
Fight over fuel.
Violence in school.
The youth are as confused as I am.
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12-15-2010, 08:43 PM #10
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Heathen swine. Originally Posted by Revoltion
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