Welcome to the new Mods.

[SickbyDefinition]

What does your new Moderator black heart deem?

gewd... very gewd...





Thanks for all the congrats everyone =D

[Revoltion]

gewd... very gewd...





Thanks for all the congrats everyone =D

I demand this user be removed from his position on the basis of corruption.

[Lady Beorn]

Congrats to all and love the top 10!

[RandomN00b]

Im not even American, no fair.

I wonder if Kitti will give me those light massages and backscratches.

i will

[Mistress Kitti]

I wonder if Kitti will give me those light massages and backscratches.

*stretches paws, flexes claws*
YEP! I gotchu girlie!! Just lemme know when I need to schedule you in...gotta chair awaitin you in my bar.

i will

*butts random outta the way*
HEEEY!!! I GOT THIS! Get in the way of my Simi, you might end up on the wrong side of my claws!!

Congrats everyone...Gosh, what a turn of events THIS has become! *stares in awe*

[DoubleM]

Are we communist with the rare voting of mayor?

[LaoOmologo]

Top Ten Things I Deeply Miss And Regret About Being An Evony Forum Mod

10- No longer have the authority to clear out those pesky kids so I can have the romper room at McDonald's all to myself.

9- Price & Waterhouse no longer mail me the Oscar winners two months in advance.

8- The unrestricted access to the Pentagon mainframe to play war games with Asmo or Tic-Tac-Toe with Ghost (he's good!).

7- Those come-hither looks followed by sexual tension filled conversations with Alusair or Abstract or Dawnseeker.

6- Sarah Palin won't return my calls anymore (she thinks this is a grassroots movement dedicated to the negation of Darwin's theory. You know... Evo-Ny...).

5- Lazzz won't even look my way!

4- Infracting some idiot's ass to next week.

3- The red cape and skintight blue bodysuit always made an impression at my local hardware shop.

2- Did I ever tell you about those Evony ad girls "auditions"?


And the number one Top Ten Things I Deeply Miss And Regret About Being An Evony Forum Mod:


1- Back scratching and light massage from Kitty.

What's up with your lists Wildor? 90% of all posts I see made by you have some sort of Top Ten list in it.

[Demonhero]

What's up with your lists Wildor? 90% of all posts I see made by you have some sort of Top Ten list in it.

[Wildor]

What's up with your lists Wildor? 90% of all posts I see made by you have some sort of Top Ten list in it.

I've been doing comedy writing in here since the days of the Queen Wars (as Demon/Storm will attest), and Top Tens since last summer or fall at least. They've become an addiction. And a sort of personal style. Hope you don't mind.


But if you do mind, I'll just go on anyway.

[Mistress Kitti]

I've been doing comedy writing in here since the days of the Queen Wars (as Demon/Storm will attest), and Top Tens since last summer or fall at least. They've become an addiction. And a sort of personal style. Hope you don't mind.


But if you do mind, I'll just go on anyway.

As if you're one to listen to negative feedback By ALL means, please, carry on!!