Top Ten Things I Deeply Miss And Regret About Being An Evony Forum Mod

10- No longer have the authority to clear out those pesky kids so I can have the romper room at McDonald's all to myself.

9- Price & Waterhouse no longer mail me the Oscar winners two months in advance.

8- The unrestricted access to the Pentagon mainframe to play war games with Asmo or Tic-Tac-Toe with Ghost (he's good!).

7- Those come-hither looks followed by sexual tension filled conversations with Alusair or Abstract or Dawnseeker.

6- Sarah Palin won't return my calls anymore (she thinks this is a grassroots movement dedicated to the negation of Darwin's theory. You know... Evo-Ny...).

5- Lazzz won't even look my way!

4- Infracting some idiot's ass to next week.

3- The red cape and skintight blue bodysuit always made an impression at my local hardware shop.

2- Did I ever tell you about those Evony ad girls "auditions"?


And the number one Top Ten Things I Deeply Miss And Regret About Being An Evony Forum Mod:


1- Back scratching and light massage from Kitty.