Overheard at a Dev meeting...
Dev 1 ) Hey, I've got this great idea. Let's keep opening up new servers.
Dev 2) But, shouldn't we try to fix the program before we add more people?
Dev 1 ) No, you know we don't know enough about programing to fix glitches in stuff we write.
Dev 2) Well, I know that, and you know that, but they don't know that. We have to at least pretend that we are working on these things.
Dev 1 ) Nah, these people are idiots. Look at how much money they've already given us. Let's just keep distracting them with glitzy contests..oh hey, next time let's do a King of Evony!...and by putting stuff in the gift box that they can see, but not touch.
Dev 2 ) But, with all of the changes we've made to the program, we're losing customers left and right.
Dev 1) SO what? You see, that's why we keep opening new servers...we attract a whole new set of morons, many of whom will hand us cash for garbage, and screw the rest.
Dev 2) [Opens another bottle of 150 year old scotch, while scratching under his 3,000 dollar suit] Well, sounds good to me...let's do it.
This will be a running tab on server 27...
Counter stopped at 250K Prestige : Reason, account still stuck at knight, after 25,560 attacks on valleys. Account abandoned.
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