Storm, I hate to disagree with another female, but I am forced to. You are, after all, only partially correct. While it is true that all 1,472 shades of red lipstick are different, there is not a single one of them that looks good on a strawberry-blonde with pale skin. Trust me. I tried all 1,472 of them and the lady at the make-up counter was NOT happy about it.

Plus, you forgot to mention the things that REALLY tick us off, like someone eating our hidden stash of chocolate!