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    So this guy Ported into my state a while back, and has been hitting me while i was offline for a few days. I wake up just in time to intercept some hits. Love how bad alliances think pure numbers solve all problems

    Its a series of 12 attacks but ill only show you 7, the other 5 being scout bombs that he timed badly or that were absorbed by the 900,000 scouts on defense.

    Attack:1 http://www.evonyurl.com/ptrnxr

    Attack:2 http://www.evonyurl.com/hs5ojw
    Attack:3 http://www.evonyurl.com/man3mf

    Attack:4 http://www.evonyurl.com/9ufb6u

    Attack:5 http://www.evonyurl.com/dyap8c

    Attack:6 http://evonyurl.com/u201oy

    Attack:7 http://evonyurl.com/penimq

    The last one being an arch/trans wave, meaning he was quite confident in his actions. Im sure i could have done something better but it doesnt get much better than this. Enjoy.
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    Lol that last wave was pitiful!! What a joke, he hardly even killed a handful ur troops!
    U gotta hate the honor tho. I got meched a few weeks back and I held up fine, pretty sure the opponent was just trying to honor load me, instead of acually doing any damage! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jehlickam/highheels View Post
    Lol that last wave was pitiful!! What a joke, he hardly even killed a handful ur troops!
    U gotta hate the honor tho. I got meched a few weeks back and I held up fine, pretty sure the opponent was just trying to honor load me, instead of acually doing any damage! Lol
    well all the arch waves hit at the same second, so in his mind he was going to overpower me. Didn't really work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prodigy the 5 View Post
    cush has a point... and he is right
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    Quote Originally Posted by cushseth View Post
    well all the arch waves hit at the same second, so in his mind he was going to overpower me. Didn't really work.
    Lol I love the cav smack fail, it goes to show did not know squat about attacking... U gotta love his idiocy and his cockiness, the trans waves also goes to show that he was VERY confident his waves would clear... Acually it makes more sense they all hit at once, if they didn't I would be Lmfaoing that the guy didn't scout at the very least. Even with the time he would have had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jehlickam/highheels View Post
    Lol I love the cav smack fail, it goes to show did not know squat about attacking... U gotta love his idiocy and his cockiness, the trans waves also goes to show that he was VERY confident his waves would clear... Acually it makes more sense they all hit at once, if they didn't I would be Lmfaoing that the guy didn't scout at the very least. Even with the time he would have had.
    he did scout, gates were closed for his scouts. it makes no sense trying to hide your troops when scouts are better used on defense.
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    Lol i see 1,2 and 7 almost daily from a huge coiner on my server... but he doesnt learn or doesnt care... ignorance is bliss i suppose

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    wow that was sad lol
    good defense
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    Might be the among the worst attackers......oh nvm, probably not the worst, but pretty bad lol

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    (Sarcasm....)
    WOW that attacker is the best.... everyone should attack like that...

    and shouldnt the name be Noob Attacker insted of Noob Defence?...
    also,...... i dont mind when someone hits like that.. as long as my hero gets experience...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cushseth View Post
    he did scout, gates were closed for his scouts. it makes no sense trying to hide your troops when scouts are better used on defense.
    Between attcks I said, before his trans attck so it wouldn't splat, I thought I made that clear. Sorry if I didn't.

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