Nope. I'm still a Warrior Kleenex fan. Sorry.

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But I did forget the favorite formula, so here goes:
PROOF: WOMEN ARE EVIL
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There are two things about women that are axiomatic to most men. To have a woman in one's life, one must spend time with the woman and one must spend money on that woman at regular intervals over that time. This can be expressed mathematically, like so:
WOMEN = TIME * MONEY
Of course, time IS money, so
WOMEN = MONEY * MONEY, or (MONEY)^2
Now, we examine EVIL. Money, we are told is the root of all evil...
MONEY = sqrt(EVIL)
which makes
EVIL = (MONEY)^2
and, since
WOMEN = (MONEY)^2
as well,
WOMEN = EVIL
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