"i like my [gender of choice] like i like my ___"

[imnothere]

fun OT twists on that good old phrase "i like my men like i like my coffee, strong and black"

how would your saying go? how do you imagine other OTers filling in that sentence?
i'll get us started with a few i came up with just for kicks and giggles

i'm going to use my skype renames where appropriate


Conrad Emperor of Rome: "I like my books like i like my greek food, aged to perfection and just slightly incomprehensible to those not versed in its greatness"

Digger: "i like my guns like i like my guns, loaded and close to my heart"

Jace: "i like my women like i like my.... i dont like anything what am i talking about. *sends out another wave against that city he is trying to take* stop talking so loud when i'm moody"

Koopikins: "shut up lamehat! pi where is my server? why is it lagging? give me my games modamnit!"

Pi: "i like my computers like i like NOTHING ELSE!!!! NOTHING CAN COME BETWEEN ME AND MY BELOVED COMPYS!!" pumps new lap top full of viruses just so he can cure it and make better viruses.


Gwen: *looks up* *face palms* i managed to derail my thread before its even posted up. this is so OT

[John Adams]

"I like my life like I life my life, livable."

~John

[Boleslav]

I like my men/women like I like my tofu - cut into small cubes and kept in the refrigerator.

[slicendice]

I like my women like I like my computers, quick to make decisions.

[Bree Fletcher]

I like my women like I like my cheddar. Sharp, but with a pleasing flavor.

[Revoltion]

I like Bree like I like my garbage. Outside and smelly.

[Skirata]

I like children like I like my bacon, short, brown and tasty.

[*jdm*]

i like my women like i like my chicken, greasy white and crunchy

[Cosmic Fury]

(To a girl from a guy)

I like your avatar like I like my date: Hot and beautiful!!!

[Revoltion]

I like my vacations like i like my romance. Long, workless, and without jail time.