fun OT twists on that good old phrase "i like my men like i like my coffee, strong and black"

how would your saying go? how do you imagine other OTers filling in that sentence?
i'll get us started with a few i came up with just for kicks and giggles

i'm going to use my skype renames where appropriate


Conrad Emperor of Rome: "I like my books like i like my greek food, aged to perfection and just slightly incomprehensible to those not versed in its greatness"

Digger: "i like my guns like i like my guns, loaded and close to my heart"

Jace: "i like my women like i like my.... i dont like anything what am i talking about. *sends out another wave against that city he is trying to take* stop talking so loud when i'm moody"

Koopikins: "shut up lamehat! pi where is my server? why is it lagging? give me my games modamnit!"

Pi: "i like my computers like i like NOTHING ELSE!!!! NOTHING CAN COME BETWEEN ME AND MY BELOVED COMPYS!!" pumps new lap top full of viruses just so he can cure it and make better viruses.


Gwen: *looks up* *face palms* i managed to derail my thread before its even posted up. this is so OT