You watch historical war clips of Hitler's army in WWII and think: "I could take him!" or: "A 40k pult/ballista mix could take him."

You start posting signs in the nearby forest with your screen name on them.

You move your refrigerator next to your computer so you don't have to go AFK.

Or worse, you take over the bathroom with your computer AND refrigerator so you don't have to go AFK Bio break.

You adjust all of your clocks and watches to Server Time.

Your highlight of the day is to wake up and spin the wheel before you go to the bathroom.

You miss your kid's birthday party because you're being attacked.

You change your sleep cycles to accomidate your farm runs.