what happens when you impersonate a mod?
what happens when you impersonate a mod?
All these jokes are really good guys.
Humpty Dumpty fell off a wall
and everyone pointed and laughed
An angel gets his wings
what happens when you impersonate a mod?
Look for Heights in the RPG and story section
you only wish.
Did you hear the one about the pencil? It's pointless.
The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer
Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually
arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo
This", he said, "is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent
answer to any question you may care to ask it".
At which a Clever Guy stepped forward - there is always one - and spoke
into the Ultimate Computer's microphone. "Where is my father"? he
asked. There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the
manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card
popped out. On it were printed the words "Fishing off Florida". Clever
Guy laughed. "Actually", he said, "my father is dead"!
It had been a trick question!!
The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his
feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory,
but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to
rephrase his question and try again?
Clever Guy thought, went to the Ultimate Computer and this time said,
"Where is my mother's husband"? Again there was a whirring of wheels and
a flashing of lights. And again a little card popped out. Printed on it were the words:
"Dead. But your father is still fishing off Florida."
"Sheilaaaaaa! Come back to me .. I made you a Muffin!" -Caboose
Ooh, ooh, I know!
Elsworth gets an infraction.
Quote from G Force:
Hamster: The mice will agree to anything. You're all idiots, Right?
Mice: Right!
Quote from me:
Lord Drazsyr: That Elsworth dude sure looks hunky. Plus, he'll agree to anything. Your an idiot, right?
Elsworth: Right!
Lord Drazysr - Hamster
Mice - Elsworth
Elsworth speaks in red.
The other Elsworth speaks in Blue, because indeed, he's number two.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky
tire.
it’s always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
P.S. I mod the off-topic section of a forum so there are a ton more I have waiting.
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After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
--Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
--Lowery's Law
The solution to a problem changes the problem.
--Peer's Law
"Sheilaaaaaa! Come back to me .. I made you a Muffin!" -Caboose
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become
obsolete.
G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say, "Gee, three times faster than the
computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a
computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a
Syntax Error.
GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (Pronounced
"gooey")
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on
vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
I won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
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