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    what happens when you impersonate a mod?

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    All these jokes are really good guys.

    Humpty Dumpty fell off a wall
    and everyone pointed and laughed


    what happens when you impersonate a mod?
    An angel gets his wings
    Look for Heights in the RPG and story section


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    you only wish.

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    Did you hear the one about the pencil? It's pointless.



    The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer
    Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually
    arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo
    This", he said, "is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent
    answer to any question you may care to ask it".

    At which a Clever Guy stepped forward - there is always one - and spoke
    into the Ultimate Computer's microphone. "Where is my father"? he
    asked. There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the
    manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card
    popped out. On it were printed the words "Fishing off Florida". Clever
    Guy laughed. "Actually", he said, "my father is dead"!
    It had been a trick question!!
    The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his
    feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory,
    but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to
    rephrase his question and try again?
    Clever Guy thought, went to the Ultimate Computer and this time said,
    "Where is my mother's husband"? Again there was a whirring of wheels and
    a flashing of lights. And again a little card popped out. Printed on it were the words:
    "Dead. But your father is still fishing off Florida."
    "Sheilaaaaaa! Come back to me .. I made you a Muffin!" -Caboose

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    Ooh, ooh, I know!


    Elsworth gets an infraction.


    Quote from G Force:

    Hamster: The mice will agree to anything. You're all idiots, Right?
    Mice: Right!

    Quote from me:

    Lord Drazsyr: That Elsworth dude sure looks hunky. Plus, he'll agree to anything. Your an idiot, right?
    Elsworth: Right!

    Lord Drazysr - Hamster
    Mice - Elsworth


    Elsworth speaks in red.

    The other Elsworth speaks in Blue, because indeed, he's number two.

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    The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky
    tire.

    it’s always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
    neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

    Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted

    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
    way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


    P.S. I mod the off-topic section of a forum so there are a ton more I have waiting.
    Last edited by pialpha; 06-03-2009 at 11:23 PM.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wildor View Post
    Pialpha has a long history of pushing others into fights and then sitting back to laugh at the fireworks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foxybunny -- Referring to Myself
    ...that a certain person who loves to instigate without ever getting his own personal hands dirty (and who thinks I don't know he does that)

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    After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
    --Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair

    If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
    --Lowery's Law

    The solution to a problem changes the problem.
    --Peer's Law
    "Sheilaaaaaa! Come back to me .. I made you a Muffin!" -Caboose

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    486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

    State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.

    Obsolete - Any computer you own.

    Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become
    obsolete.

    G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say, "Gee, three times faster than the
    computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."

    Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a
    computer and money is no object."

    Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a
    Syntax Error.

    GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (Pronounced
    "gooey")

    Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.

    Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

    Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.

    Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on
    vacation, and on business trips.

    Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wildor View Post
    Pialpha has a long history of pushing others into fights and then sitting back to laugh at the fireworks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Foxybunny -- Referring to Myself
    ...that a certain person who loves to instigate without ever getting his own personal hands dirty (and who thinks I don't know he does that)

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    I won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
    TEAM SOKATU
    Contact me on skype. "Spencer.Tokowei"

    If Friends can be Enemies, why can't Enemies become Friends

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