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[rasterbee]

I'm sorry, I'm still picturing Wildor.

[DoubleM]

Awesome

*throws underwear on stage*

[Bree Fletcher]

Awesome

*throws underwear on stage*

Why am I not surprised?

[DoubleM]

Is that a trick question?

[Wildor]

Well thank you Raster. Nice to know I still rock your boat!


Hey Gotti... Can I keep those?

[LaoOmologo]

*Kidnapps a random girl*
*Throws her at the scene*
Muh.

[Bree Fletcher]

And for my next performance...


Well I was posting up a thread,
When out the corner of my eye,
I saw a pretty little thing reply to me.

She said, "I've never seen a woman
Who makes such useless crap,
Now could you please stop, this amuses nobody.

And if you go tell,
I will make your time here hell,
And you can never go send me on my way."

I said, "You're such a sweet young thing,
Just why're you doing this to me?"
She looked at me, and this is what she said:

"There ain't no rest for the trollers,
Lulz don't grow on trees.
I got noobs to flame,
I got an ego to feed,
There ain't smartness on these boards, you see?
Oh no, I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
Ain't no rest for the trollers,
Until the banhammer falls for good."

And then not fifteen minutes later,
After posting up that thread,
I saw an invisimoder creep just out of sight.

And then before I could think twice,
He put red rep up on my post,
He made it clear that he was looking for a fight.

It said, "You should ragequit now,
This post is stupid, makes no sense,
But try and prove me wrong, I dare you, show you're right."

I said, "You will have a blast,
But first you know I got to ask,
Just why want to live this kind of life?"

He said, "There ain't no rest for the trollers,
Lulz don't grow on trees.
I got noobs to flame,
I got an ego to feed,
There ain't smartness on these boards, you see?
Oh no, I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
Ain't no rest for the trollers,
Until the banhammer falls for good."

And then a couple hours past,
And I was ready to log off,
The day was winding down and coming to an end.

And then I peeked into the Bar,
I flipped through posts of posters past,
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend.

They had a former-mod suspended,
Was picking on some little noobs,
He ran them up and down with wicked trolling skills.

But even still I can't say much,
Because I know we're all the same,
Oh yes, we all seek out to satisfy those thrills.

There ain't no rest for the trollers,
Lulz don't grow on trees.
We got noobs to flame,
We got an ego to feed,
There ain't smartness on these boards, you see?
Oh no, we can't slow down,
We can't hold back,
Though you know, we wish we could.
Ain't no rest for the trollers,
Until the banhammer falls for good.

[LaoOmologo]

*Throws the twin of the other girl up*
I herd they liek girls.

[Bree Fletcher]

*Throws the twin of the other girl up*
I herd they liek girls.

<.<

Oooohhhhh??

Yay. I'll bet the Eagles and Cage the Elephant never got anything like this.

Owai. They get real groupies. :/

[Revoltion]

<.<

Oooohhhhh??

Yay. I'll bet the Eagles and Cage the Elephant never got anything like this.

Owai. They get real groupies. :/

I'm always ready to offer my services.