The Skiratan Code

[Skirata]

Gather around comrades as I am here to deliver a new set of laws. I have taken it upon myself to draft and enforce these rules.

1. Thou shall not post the pasta of copies. Original threads are only acceptable.
2. Be brothers.
3. Do not spare the rod. Your brothers must always learn.
4. Do not blaspheme Mahdi or your brothers.
5. Thou shall not necro the fallen. Forgotten threads must remain dead.
6. Question.
7. Keep Saturday free from girlfriends for they pollute and pervert Off Topic.
8. Thou shall respect images. Using too many or too little is a sin.
9. Keep public what affects the public.
10. Do not turn the cheek when you are wronged for you carry a rod.
11. Keep private that which doesn't concern the public.
12. Respect the elders as they hold the knowledge.
13. Trolls are a necessity for a thriving forum. Either use the rod or troll back. Exiling a troll shows weakness.
14. Take only what you need. Over indulgence is a sin and a waste.
15. Censor not your brothers as they will not censor you.

[acer5200]

And who are you to make these rules?

[Bree Fletcher]

2. Be brothers.

I dun wanna be nobody's brother. That requires an uncomfortable sex change.

7. Keep Saturday free from girlfriends for they pollute and pervert Off Topic.

But... but...

[*jdm*]

these rules... i like them

[Lazzzzzzzzalicious!]

rules are meant to be broken

[Bree Fletcher]

these rules... i like them

But how can you accept this???

7. Keep Saturday free from girlfriends for they pollute and pervert Off Topic.

[Skirata]

And who are you to make these rules?

Al-Mahdi, child.

[Boleslav]

As a married man, I have no problem observing rule 7.

[Bree Fletcher]

As a married man, I have no problem observing rule 7.

Well aren't you special. Some of us aren't exactly allowed, you know...

[Nesterus]

I follow no rules but my own