The Skiratan Code

[acer5200]

Al-Mahdi, child.

I reject your claim to rule these lands.

[Boleslav]

Well aren't you special. Some of us aren't exactly allowed, you know...

But even a civil partnership status would be enough of a workaround for no7. I do think it's odd that it just applies to girlfriends though.

[Skirata]

Well aren't you special. Some of us aren't exactly allowed, you know...

Relationships are not illegal. I demand that only on Saturday we come together without unneeded ties.

I reject your claim to rule these lands.

But the coup has succeeded.

[Rota]

Gather around comrades as I am here to deliver a new set of laws. I have taken it upon myself to draft and enforce these rules.

1. Thou shall not post the pasta of copies. Original threads are only acceptable. What if the original pasta is acknowledged?
2. Be brothers. No love for the sisters?
3. Do not spare the rod. Your brothers must always learn. There's no need to encourage in-fighting. Violence solves nothing.
4. Do not blaspheme Mahdi or your brothers. What is a Mahdi? (must not be important if I don't even know what that is)
5. Thou shall not necro the fallen. Forgotten threads must remain dead. What is worse... necroing a thread, or repeating the same subject that has been talked about 100 times before?
6. Question. Answer
7. Keep Saturday free from girlfriends for they pollute and pervert Off Topic. What about boyfriends, or wives/husbands?
8. Thou shall respect images. Using too many or too little is a sin. Doesn't this contradict your first rule?
9. Keep public what affects the public. If private matters can be made public, then public matters can be discussed in private.
10. Do not turn the cheek when you are wronged for you carry a rod. Why encourage people to let aggression spiral into an endless loop of violence?
11. Keep private that which doesn't concern the public. But, people are curious and want to know what's going on. It is alienating to keep members out of the loop because they aren't part of a given "clique."
12. Respect the elders as they hold the knowledge. There is wisdom in some youths, as there is naivete in some elders.
13. Trolls are a necessity for a thriving forum. Either use the rod or troll back. Exiling a troll shows weakness. Who's that?
14. Take only what you need. Over indulgence is a sin and a waste. But, it's all so good. I want, I want... I need, I need.
15. Censor not your brothers as they will not censor you. I want to be censored. If noone corrects me when I am wrong, then how will I learn? Please correct people when they make mistakes or share wrong information.

I reject your rules and substitute my own standards for posting.
Replies in red.

[Bree Fletcher]

But even a civil partnership status would be enough of a workaround for no7.

Would it? What's the official term for her then, anyhow?

I do think it's odd that it just applies to girlfriends though.

He's clearly discriminatory.

<.<

>.>

[gottibabe1]

*runs in*

*gets nekked*


*runs around the room*

[Starr Spark]

Gather around comrades as I am here to deliver a new set of laws. I have taken it upon myself to draft and enforce these rules.

1. Thou shall not post the pasta of copies. Original threads are only acceptable.
2. Be brothers.
3. Do not spare the rod. Your brothers must always learn.
4. Do not blaspheme Mahdi or your brothers.
5. Thou shall not necro the fallen. Forgotten threads must remain dead.
6. Question.
7. Keep Saturday free from girlfriends for they pollute and pervert Off Topic.
8. Thou shall respect images. Using too many or too little is a sin.
9. Keep public what affects the public.
10. Do not turn the cheek when you are wronged for you carry a rod.
11. Keep private that which doesn't concern the public.
12. Respect the elders as they hold the knowledge.
13. Trolls are a necessity for a thriving forum. Either use the rod or troll back. Exiling a troll shows weakness.
14. Take only what you need. Over indulgence is a sin and a waste.
15. Censor not your brothers as they will not censor you.

These actually sound pretty sensible to me...

except for 2, that's rather sexist...

and 7 ummm...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, WOMEN ARE HOT

[Cosmic Fury]

Gather around comrades as I am here to deliver a new set of laws. I have taken it upon myself to draft and enforce these rules.

1. Thou shall not post the pasta of copies. Original threads are only acceptable.
Broken already. HAH!!!
2. Be brothers.
On my good days only...I'm in a bad mood today.
3. Do not spare the rod. Your brothers must always learn.
I might follow this one...Can I test my new stick on you?
4. Do not blaspheme Mahdi or your brothers.
I hate you, and you will die, lowly mortal.
5. Thou shall not necro the fallen. Forgotten threads must remain dead.
Yeah, I'll go with that one--but only out of common sense.
6. Question.
What. Does. That. Mean.
7. Keep Saturday free from girlfriends for they pollute and pervert Off Topic.
I am forced to follow that rule for the moment because I am single (IRL).
8. Thou shall respect images. Using too many or too little is a sin.
I'm not using any at all in this copy/pasta. HA!
9. Keep public what affects the public.
My pants are on fire.
10. Do not turn the cheek when you are wronged for you carry a rod.
Which kind of cheek? *Looks at my rear end*
11. Keep private that which doesn't concern the public.
You smell funny.
12. Respect the elders as they hold the knowledge.
Or wisdom? Either way, this partially sane person agrees.
13. Trolls are a necessity for a thriving forum. Either use the rod or troll back. Exiling a troll shows weakness.
Which one, which one...?
14. Take only what you need. Over indulgence is a sin and a waste.
Did I mention that I'm a glutton?
15. Censor not your brothers as they will not censor you.
I might...Or might not...

I just soiled and disobeyed much of your list. What are you going to do about it?

[Revoltion]

Regardless of gender, everyone is a /b/rother.

[rasterbee]

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlord.