Ah, my fellow heartbreaks and lonely hearts, let us gather 'round and mourn for the day of Valentine. Today is the atrocious Valentine's Day, for sweet-mouthed babies and ninnies. A profitable day for capitalist chocolatiers!

This thread will be for those who didn't get a valentine this year. But who cares? Let's spread our depression and negativity around, and hope that it spreads to the other forums. Talk about the chocolate you didn't get! Talk about the people you hate! Talk about the people that didn't give you chocolate that you hate!

Chant!

I HATE VALENTINE! I HATE VALENTINE!