1) Find a spider that has never made a web.
2) Collect the dew of a thousand morn's.
3) Find a volcano that has never erupted.
4) Find 3 lizards with no tails (they must come without tails, you cannot detach them yourself).
5) Find a fairy and convince her/him to have your child.
6) Now you must make the spider spin a web in the shape of a cube, with a hinged lid.
7) Bit by bit, drink the dew and quickly spit it back out (don't swallow) into the cube. It should magically compress to fit. If it doesn't, repeat steps 1&2, 6&7.
8) Drop this box down into the volcano, and jump in afterwards. The lava should surround you and not burn you. You should then have the ability to fly. If it does burn you and/or you can't fly, repeat...no, don't. Prepare for your funeral.
9) Once you have managed to escape the volcano, put the 3 lizards in a triangle and dance around them while throat-singing, for 7 days. Raindrops of lemon juice should start to fall. If they don't, repeat steps 1-4 and 6-9.
10) Get the fairy, and dance in the moonlight with her for 43 consecutive nights. Any ailment you have will now be gone. If this doesn't happen, or you miss a night, repeat steps 1-10.
Good luck, it worked for me, but I suppose that's no garuntee.
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Cut off your nose.
Reality scripted TV.
Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
Fight over fuel.
Violence in school.
The youth are as confused as I am.
Buy a new nose.
OH MAH GAWD I R DURMB HURP DURP
Buy a new aphrodisiac.
Reality scripted TV.
Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
Fight over fuel.
Violence in school.
The youth are as confused as I am.
Buy less clogging snot.
OH MAH GAWD I R DURMB HURP DURP
Hankerchief
A menthol cigarette clears me right out.
less starchy foods in the diet helps a lot.(no more pie!)
Bee pollen, royal jelly supplements help with resistance.
Personally have good results with a spicy burrito or enchalada with Jalapeno sauce. Finished with the Hot tub/sauna therapy!
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