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    Hmm, I just get my coach angry and let him punch me in the face, square in the nose. Blood comes out, air comes in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abdul Haamar View Post
    Hmm, I just get my coach angry and let him punch me in the face, square in the nose. Blood comes out, air comes in.
    Exactly what i do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallbreeze View Post
    Umm...don't you mean OVER the water? I guess in works too, if you're paid up on your medical insurance.
    Oh! Err.. Well yes of course I meant over haha putting your face in might result in severe pain! Teehee! and we wouldn't want that! Now would we? Silly me Hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonhero View Post
    A menthol cigarette clears me right out.
    Quote Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition View Post
    I like glass shards in my lungs and throat too. High five.
    Hamsters and cigarettes are very similar
    Both are harmless
    Until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost101 View Post
    Hamsters and cigarettes are very similar
    Both are harmless
    Until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
    The hamster is still harmless

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    i always have a couple of cups of honey tea.
    just a cup of tea with a spoonful of honey in it, works for stuffy noses, sore throats and the common cold.

    sorry i couldn't come up with something witty like the posters before me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hehe View Post
    1) Find a spider that has never made a web.
    2) Collect the dew of a thousand morn's.
    3) Find a volcano that has never erupted.
    4) Find 3 lizards with no tails (they must come without tails, you cannot detach them yourself).
    5) Find a fairy and convince her/him to have your child.
    6) Now you must make the spider spin a web in the shape of a cube, with a hinged lid.
    7) Bit by bit, drink the dew and quickly spit it back out (don't swallow) into the cube. It should magically compress to fit. If it doesn't, repeat steps 1&2, 6&7.
    8) Drop this box down into the volcano, and jump in afterwards. The lava should surround you and not burn you. You should then have the ability to fly. If it does burn you and/or you can't fly, repeat...no, don't. Prepare for your funeral.
    9) Once you have managed to escape the volcano, put the 3 lizards in a triangle and dance around them while throat-singing, for 7 days. Raindrops of lemon juice should start to fall. If they don't, repeat steps 1-4 and 6-9.
    10) Get the fairy, and dance in the moonlight with her for 43 consecutive nights. Any ailment you have will now be gone. If this doesn't happen, or you miss a night, repeat steps 1-10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hehe View Post
    I still think mine's the best.
    I don't.You took the shotgun approach to humor. You figured that the more attempts at jokes, the more likely we'd find it funny. This is the same approach MADtv took, sadly remembered now as the worst sketch comedy TV show ever to air.

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