A large whiskey. You get the benefit of clearing your nose and getting drunk as an added bonus.
Win win...well for me.
A large whiskey. You get the benefit of clearing your nose and getting drunk as an added bonus.
Win win...well for me.
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Here are some possible methods. Some are tried and true, others are...not so much that.
1: Drink hot lava. You have to be in a volcano to do this.
2: Remove your nose. That will get rid of your clogging problems for good.
3: Get some water and a plunger. Breathe in the water, and then use the plunger. Flush thoroughly.
4: Get a mouthful of carbonated water, and flush it out the nose.
5: Commit suicide in any manner. That will solve all of your health problems for good. It's a tested and verified method, but the chances of surviving the procedure itself are grim.
6: Create another nasal cavity. Boring a hole into your sinus with a knife is a proven--but extremely painful--method.
7: Don't get sick in the first place. There are several ways to do this, including NOT having a dirty mind. It's hazardous to your mental health. Keep your brain clean, son.
8: Be a blow-hard, and maybe a buffoon to help it out. Employing tissues is useful in this rather reputation-destroying procedure.
9: Get a face transplant. Include your current nasal cavities in the operation.
10: Eat spicy foods. Until your stomach bursts. Not only do you clear up your nose, but you'll never have to deal with hunger again. However, this usually means a very painful death.
Get well soon.
first off blow a huge snottrocket.
then get some ammonia and take a whiff. That'll clear you up realllll fast...trust me Ive done it lol
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I use three things.
1- Horseradish, generally gets most stuff. Best in a bloody mary.
2- Wasabi, when it just refuses to budge.
... and if you have to declare thermonuclear war on it...
3- Habanero powder. It's hard to find in powdered form, but a small hit of that will warm you nicely, and get you about as clear as you need to be.
snort wasabi or just eat a huge amount of it.
Wow ... it's been a really long time.
I see no reason why this shouldn't be effective..
A new study shows licking a frog can cure depression.
Down side is, soon as you stop, the frog get depressed again.
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