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    A large whiskey. You get the benefit of clearing your nose and getting drunk as an added bonus.

    Win win...well for me.

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    I got repped for mine....

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    Here are some possible methods. Some are tried and true, others are...not so much that.

    1: Drink hot lava. You have to be in a volcano to do this.

    2: Remove your nose. That will get rid of your clogging problems for good.

    3: Get some water and a plunger. Breathe in the water, and then use the plunger. Flush thoroughly.

    4: Get a mouthful of carbonated water, and flush it out the nose.

    5: Commit suicide in any manner. That will solve all of your health problems for good. It's a tested and verified method, but the chances of surviving the procedure itself are grim.

    6: Create another nasal cavity. Boring a hole into your sinus with a knife is a proven--but extremely painful--method.

    7: Don't get sick in the first place. There are several ways to do this, including NOT having a dirty mind. It's hazardous to your mental health. Keep your brain clean, son.

    8: Be a blow-hard, and maybe a buffoon to help it out. Employing tissues is useful in this rather reputation-destroying procedure.

    9: Get a face transplant. Include your current nasal cavities in the operation.

    10: Eat spicy foods. Until your stomach bursts. Not only do you clear up your nose, but you'll never have to deal with hunger again. However, this usually means a very painful death.

    Get well soon.

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    first off blow a huge snottrocket.

    then get some ammonia and take a whiff. That'll clear you up realllll fast...trust me Ive done it lol
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    I use three things.
    1- Horseradish, generally gets most stuff. Best in a bloody mary.
    2- Wasabi, when it just refuses to budge.

    ... and if you have to declare thermonuclear war on it...
    3- Habanero powder. It's hard to find in powdered form, but a small hit of that will warm you nicely, and get you about as clear as you need to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonhero View Post
    A menthol cigarette clears me right out.
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    Oh! Err.. Well yes of course I meant over haha putting your face in might result in severe pain! Teehee! and we wouldn't want that! Now would we? Silly me Hahaha



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    snort wasabi or just eat a huge amount of it.
    Wow ... it's been a really long time.

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    I see no reason why this shouldn't be effective..



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    Quote Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition View Post
    First, boil water.
    Then, put your face in the water.

    Steam really opens up your nasal passages.
    this

    but instead of putting your face IN the water, put it over the water.
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